SEVEN TYPES OF PEOPLE YOU MEET IN THE BANKING HALL 1 - The Pen Borrowers: They are always in the bank; common pen they wont have. These people are very dangerous, once you lend them the pen, you may find it difficult to identify them. At a bank in Nigeria, once someone tells you may I have your pen? Believe me bros, thats the last time youll see that pen (except youre lucky). 2 - The I dey ur Back Team: Immediately they enter the bank, even before taking the slip (withdrawal or deposit) all they do is to know the last person and you hear them saying, Im at your back. If care is not taken, about 8 people can tell You I dey ur back. At the end of the day, they cause confusion (na me dey hin back,I don tell am, I was here b4 u blah blah) 3 - The No Protocol Team: This set of people dont obey the 1st come, 1st served slogan! Theyre mouthed in the bank! Immediately they come in, they just walk up two the cashier or manager, he asks them to sit down & within 5mins theyve completed their transactions while youll still be there looking like mumu for queue (Diaris God oooo) 4 - The Bank Door rejectees: These people will always have a problem with the bank door, then you see them removing their belts, car keys, mobile phones etc and yet the machine keeps shouting pls go back My bros next time come to the bank naked! Biko, he go allow you in...ℓℓ 5 - The Slip Wasters: These kind of pple can waste slip for Nigeria! To fill the withdrawal slip or deposit slip na JAMB questions, you see them cancelling, tearing, squeezing & taking another one. To write common 3,780 Naira in words na gobe. Even the so called undergraduates are found wanting in this scenario...................... 6 - The people from Another Planet: These people usually behave like them no dey dis world since 2yrs! They will always ask for todays date, even after telling them the correct date, they will still ask someone else, I just tire for dis pple Ooº°˚ ˚°ºoo. 7.The Solicitors: These are the kind of people that always beg people to fill their vouchers for them, you would hear something like this... Please, Ejo can you help me fill the form?
Posted on: Thu, 30 Oct 2014 20:11:28 +0000
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