SILLY QUESTIONS PEOPLE ASK, AND HOW THEY SHOULD BE ANSWERED... 1) A friend finds you in a bakery buying bread Q:ugula bread?? ME:iyai ma offals ... 2) You just from the Barbershop and someone asks you, "just had a hair cut?! Ans: No I just pushed my hair back into my head... 3) You hand a bunch of rose flowers to your wife and she goes like " are these mine? " ANs: No they are for the maid... 4) A friend comes into your room finds you studying...and says "Boi you are studying teh?! Ans: No mwana, am actually looking for a soft paper to roll some WEED... 5) Excuse me sir, is this the end of the queue?? ANS: No, its the front, we all just standing backward! 6) While walking down the street, u meet a longtime friend and says, "Ah! Ur alive??..... Ans: Nah m dead!
Posted on: Wed, 02 Oct 2013 19:53:11 +0000
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