So I get half way to work in lamoni, and just before the new virginia exit, I lifted a cheek to let one go, and sharted my pants. So I get off on the exit, and tuck-butt waddle to the restroom in the Kum and Go....and theres only one toilet in a small bathroom. And a giant trucker is clearly in no hurry to get back in the road. I check myself in the mirror and there is a noticeable(the size of Texas) wet mark on my bum. So I stand there awkwardly and wait for the trucker to dump His mashed potatos so I can engage in damage control. Now Im sitting here. Knowing Im half way to work....also knowing I only have to work 3days this week. The question? Turn around and head home and pretend this never happened? Or continue on to work with that less than fresh feeling and a stain on my shorts! ???? Anyone?
Posted on: Mon, 28 Jul 2014 15:00:33 +0000
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