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So I was at work today, the chefs were in the kitchen, I was outside having a Lift+, when suddenly Nicolas Cage bursts into the courtyard and throws my phone onto the concrete ground, where it shatters. He pins me against the wall by the throat, gives me the that intense Cage glare (way scarier in real life, I assure you) and whispers in a voice that sounds like a bear chewing on a pot of tarmac No-one will ever believe you before bursting out the courtyard door into the carpark, screaming something about bees. My phone broke, so I wont answer your calls or texts, homies.
Posted on: Sun, 13 Apr 2014 06:18:06 +0000

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