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So Jayden tells me this joke: One day I went to Heaven, and I was in a room full of clocks and an angel stood in front of me. I asked the angel what were all the clocks for, and he said they record how many times a person lies. He took me over to one clock showing me that it had never moved a tick, he said this woman has never lied once. And over here is Abraham Lincolns clock, its only moved twice cause hes only ever told two lies. So I asked him, where is President Obamas clock. The angel replied, its in Jesus office serving as a ceiling fan. I literally LOLd!

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