So Sammy Alexander nominated me for 7 facts. Heres some light entertainment yall. 1. The back of my head was used in an anti-animal abuse campaign as a child, which basically makes me a star. 2. On three separate occasions I performed strip teases for my school dinner ladies for free food. 3. At age 7, my keyboard instructor quit because I was that shit at keyboard. 4. On the school trip in Rome I got very drunk and hit my head on a statue of Jesus on the way to my bed. Sorry big guy. 5. When puberty struck at the ripe age of 11, I used my manboobs for entertainment. Mainly jiggling them to Milkshake by Kelis. 6. I created the nickname/alter ego Big Mikey P as an attempt of mocking LAD culture present at school during my 6th year. Turns out the nickname stuck, and Im still the ultimate LAD. #TOPSHAGGER. 7. I once attempted to dye my hair blonde but it just looked like a bird had shat all over my head. Luckily, there are no photos of that anywhere! All of these reasons are why my sister is the favourite child. I now nominate Shannon Mcara, Claire Wood and Sarah-Jane Treacy to spill their secrets!
Posted on: Tue, 27 Jan 2015 23:28:47 +0000
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