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So... Since the paper is broken.... Top ten signs you are not at the best hardware store in town by Torry Stiles 10. Faucet washers? Wow. I just wipe mine off when it gets dirty. 9. Spackle? Grout? I dont know, man. Is that, like, German or something? 8. All of our power tools are fully guaranteed to be power tools. 7. Psst. Hey, Mister. Wanna see me juggle some chain saws? 6. We need clean-up on Aisles 7, 8 and 9. Billy was on the forklift again. 5. Im sorry. We got rid of the Plumbing aisle to expand our cat food department. We have a sale on Friskies. 4. I like this hammer. I call her Lucy. Shes not for sale. 3. Joey makes keys. I make paint. I cant get ya in your house but I can make your door prettier. 2. Mister. What you need is a receptacle saw. Excuse me? A receptacle saw. One with the blade that goes back and forth. A reciprocating saw? A what? 1. Looky here. This ones still got a cord on it. We dont see a lot of that around here.
Posted on: Sun, 30 Mar 2014 14:46:02 +0000

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