So one day I am with my Dad visiting him at the nursing home and these 2 attractive nurses came in and said to my Father in a flirty voice Hey Mister Alfred how are you today? and they gave him a kiss on the cheek and a hug and then said we are going to need to change you soon, do you want us to wait until later?. Im sitting there thinking damn this N**** got it made here, gets washed,changed,dressed by these hunnies. So as they were leaving I said excuse me!!! as they turned around, I said Ummmmm, once I get finished eating this big Jethro bowl of Mega man,volcanic eruption, methanius gasolinious OMGodious, colon? what colon?, extra bean, splattered not stirred, dont try this at home, inflatible tawlet not included, Louisiana Chili you can change me if you want, you know what they say: Once you go brown, you gonna wanna get down. Im like UPS, what can brown do for you?. They walked out. My Dad looked at me and said Really?..
Posted on: Wed, 16 Apr 2014 14:39:51 +0000
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