Sometimes, I just want to combine my Ukulele, Motorcycle, and a Skydive into one, throbbing glob of awesomeness. Then I want to mount the whole gyrating mass and speed off into the great beyond, stopping at KFC for a bucket of original-crispy breast meat. Then meet my Wife and kids at a line-less Starbucks for a cappuccino, sitting in those cushy brown leather chairs and watching Worlds Fastest Indian. If anyone can arrange that for me, you would totally make my day.
Posted on: Thu, 07 Aug 2014 03:43:34 +0000