Soooo.....thinking bout going info the geep business......**crickets**..... Geep business, you say, Craig Jackson? Is that, say, a geek in a Jeep? Or like, say, ghee on the cheap? (Which WOULD be a godsend for those po hippies and health nuts who cant do the straight butter...#best.edible.lubricant.ever.) Or is a geep maybe a real-life relative of the mysterious, ubiquitous Eugene, the Magical Jeep of Popeye cartoon fame? Damn, that WOULD be sweeeeet. Ohhhhhhh, but noooooooo. Popeyes (Cajun Kitchen) would just mass-produce them and serve them with a biscuit... Turns out, a geep is a goat-sheep hybrid. Low on gas, good for the environment, makes your gas-guzzling neighbors jealous.....but seriously, a geep is like a fuzzy, bearded friend who will follow you anywhere and do your bidding, then butt heads with you, eat everything you own, and take the blame (see, cause a sheep is slang for...and a goat likes to...and means....) Ohhhh, alright then. Nevermind.....Hmmmph! Didnt even get around to all that organic manure, fancy sweater fixins, and gamey-tasting milk, cheese and yogoat... ;)
Posted on: Sat, 13 Sep 2014 19:06:46 +0000
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