Sophia just got married, and being a traditional Italian was still a virgin. On her wedding night, staying at her mothers house, she was nervous. But mother reassured her. Dont worry, Sophia. Luigis a good man. Go upstairs, and hell take care of you. So up she went. When she got upstairs, Luigi took off his shirt and exposed his hairy chest. Sophia ran downstairs to her mother and says, Mama, Mama, Luigis got a big hairy chest. Dont worry, Sophia, says the mother, All good men have hairy chests. Go upstairs. Hell take good care of you. So, up she went again. When she got up in the bedroom, Luigi took off his pants exposing his hairy legs. Again Sophia ran downstairs to her mother. Mama, Mama, Luigi took off his pants, and hes got hairy legs! Dont worry. All good men have hairy legs. Luigis a good man. Go upstairs, and hell take good care of you. So, up she went again. When she got up there, Luigi took off his socks, and on his left foot he was missing three toes. When Sophia saw this, she ran downstairs. Mama, Mama, Luigis got a foot and a half! Stay here and stir the pasta, says the mother. This is a job for Mama!
Posted on: Wed, 16 Oct 2013 08:07:27 +0000
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