Subject: : About sums it up for me . . . The 2014 election was too close to call. Neither John Key nor David Cunliffe had enough votes to win.. There was much talk about ballot recounting, court challenges, etc., but a week-long ice fishing competition seemed the sportsman like way to settle things. The candidate who caught the most fish at the end of the week would win the election. After much back and forth discussion, it was decided that the contest would take place on a remote frozen lake in the lower south island high country.. There were to be no observers present, and both men were to be sent out separately on this isolated lake and return at 5 P.M. with their catch for counting and verification by a team of neutral parties. At the end of the first day, John Key returned to the starting line, and he had 10. Soon, David Cunliffe returned and had no fish. Everyone assumed he was just having a bad day or something and hopefully, he would catch up the next day. At the end of the 2nd day John Key came in with 20 fish, and David came in again with none. That evening the Labour caucus got together secretly with David and said, We think that John Key and National are cheating so tomorrow dont bother fishing. Just spy on him, and see just how he is cheating. The next night (after John returns with 50 fish), the Labour caucus got together for the report of how the Nationals were cheating. David said, You are not going to believe this . . . hes cutting holes in the ice. Say no more!!!
Posted on: Tue, 22 Jul 2014 21:10:41 +0000
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