Success !!! ... After being brutally attacked by the deadly, poisonous, flesh eating, killer of a palm tree thornand broke off in my foot ... I am happy to announce, the deadly thorn has been successfully extracted by Dr. Starla Pyles, with assistance from Dr. Pop Pyles ... after attempting to remove the deadly thorn by soaking overnight with baking soda and peroxide paste failed to extract the deadly thorn, a second soaking with Prid Salve for 6 hours was performed but was also not successful in extraction ... surgery was determined to be the only answer to this tragic incident and was successfully performed at 8:32pm this Sunday evening, October 5th, 2014 ... While Dr. Starla applied pressure to the area, Dr. Pop maticulously dislodged the deadly thorn with his trusty candle fire sterilized needle while Dr. Starla attached the nose hair tweezers to the killer thorn and pulled the deadly attacker free from the affected foot of Mr. Pyles. With a sigh of relief ... Dr. Starla announced in a press conference later that Mr. Pyles will recover without serious lasting scars ... perhaps a small memory lapse but should fully recover. Another case solved ... from the medical follies files of the Pyles home.
Posted on: Mon, 06 Oct 2014 01:16:52 +0000
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