TASTELESS JOKE(S) OF THE DAY: Q: Whats 7 inches long and hasnt been sucked in over 3 years? A: Whitney Houstons crack pipe. ++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++ This is a completely hypothetical situation that must be answered according to your morals: Pretend that you’re a photographer who has gone out to the Midwest to take pictures of an ongoing flood. As you’re wandering around looking for a good shot, you see Barack Hussein Obama in the middle of a rushing river, holding onto a thin branch so he won’t get swept away. The branch is about halfway broken, and you know it will break altogether in a matter of minutes. Now you can do one of two things: You can either rescue him or take an award-winning picture that will secure your place in photographic history. Now for the question: Which lens would you use? ++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++ My Muslim friend was saying he was sick of negative stereotypes about his religion. …At least…I think thats what he said; its hard to lip-read through the visor of my bomb-proof suit. ++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++ HOW TO BE POLITICALLY CORRECT WITH WOMEN: She Is Not “DUMB” - She Is “A DETOUR OFF The INFORMATION SUPERHIGHWAY.” ++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++ Q: Why does Stephen Hawking do one-liners? A: Because he cant do stand up. ++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++ Q: How many white guys does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: The number doesnt matter because the white man will screw anything.
Posted on: Sat, 24 Jan 2015 03:06:07 +0000
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