THE BATTLE WITH THE TOILET SEAT COVER…causes a cold sweat! We’ve all approached that public toilet. I mean we wouldn’t dare sit down on this thing without covering our base or is that “ass”…so to speak. So we reach for one of those paper toilet seat covers. Now this is where the paper seat cover battle all begins. How does that thing work? I have never seen directions? I wonder if there is a youtube instructional video on this? OMGosh..there is! I just looked it up. Of course they made it all look so easy, like 1,2,3. I bet that gal didn’t have to go to the bathroom when putting that video piece together! She was way too poised and the music makes you feel like you are taking a poo poo at a piano recital. youtube/watch?v=6gKugESozaw I’ve been doing this all backwards. I noticed she puts the attached part toward the front. Maybe that’s my problem? We’ve all been there…we’ve all had the battle with this paper toilet seat cover. First of all, we just don’t have time to work through all of these technical decisions. I mean we are there do one thing…we’ve got to go!!! So there is this oval stencil piece cut out, but it still has a few tabs that are attached to the oval circle, but why? Why don’t they cut that middle piece out all together? Is it to give us something to do? Okay, so you get this paper seat thing all lined up and nicely centered on the toilet seat, but then what do you do with this middle piece? Do you leave it attached? I mean my experience has been if you tear the tabs, then when the middle flap hits the water it sinks and when it sinks, it then pulls the entire seat rim seat (that you have just spent several precious seconds adjusting and centering) down with it, into the toilet water. But it you leave the tabs attached….awwww it’s kind of in the way of all of the action? This is all very complicated! In the meantime you are in a cold sweat by this point…all systems are a go, but there is a mechanical failure! I mean all we want to do is make a simple deposit. Ya…why can’t it be as simple as an ATM deposit? I mean we’ve put a few men on the Moon, but we can’t make this toilet seat cover a simple process? You don’t want to let the paper work mess you up. Let’s face it, we all hate paper work. When you gotta go, you gotta go!
Posted on: Fri, 07 Jun 2013 19:48:07 +0000
Trending Topics
Recently Viewed Topics
© 2015