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TO GOOD TO BE TRUE!!! Well when I was about 12 or 13 me and my cousins was at my grannies house one sunday we had been playing in the mountains about all day well we came back down to grannies house where all my aunts and uncles momma and daddy were all sitting on the huge front porch I was out in the yard and I herd everybody keep saying no not me not me you can forget it I was thanking whats going on so I walked up on the porch and my uncle ray looked at me and said you want to make 10 dollars and a pocket knife I said shoot yea what do I have to do for it he said simple eat this I said eat what he showed me a little tader it looked like I heck far I will do it he said well the money and knife is yours but when you eat it you cant have no water or nothing for 10 minutes I said deal he said chew it up then swallow so I got that thing it wasnt as big as a marble I started chewing and then swallowed oh my gosh son in about 20 seconds I was in major pain oh my gosh it was like thousands of needles sticking in my tongue roof of my mouth jaws oh crap I couldnt stand it after about 1 minute I jumped off the porch run across the yard and stuck my whole head in the creek I my that made it worse I was running all over the place about 10 minutes went by and it went away I walked up on the porch where everybody were still holding there sides from laughing so hard but my uncle said son just for doing it I am going to give you the money and knife all my cousins got pissed but that was OK I was the only one that would do it but never again wasnt worth it come to find out he gave me a Indian turnip I hope you liked my story and it wasnt to boring
Posted on: Fri, 16 Jan 2015 03:25:30 +0000

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