TOP TEN WAYS CHRISTMAS WOULD DIFFER IF SANTA WERE INDIAN 1. According to Indian Time, our gifts would probably arrive in February. 2. He would be able to navigate his sleigh by pointing his lips. 3. His outfit would consist of a red ribbon shirt, leggings, red roach and beaded gift bag. 4. The sleigh would need a jump every other state/province. 5. The elves would never show up for work on Fridays, sometimes not on Monday either. 6. A five pound block of cheese and box of sailor boy crackers under every tree. 7. Hed run around saying ayyyeee... and shhh... instead of ho, ho, ho. 8. Santas new moccasins would be made out of Dasher. 9. He would be wearing a red turtle neck to hide his hickeys. 10. At bedtime, kids would leave juneberry soup and frybread for him. Happy Holidays ;-) P.C.
Posted on: Wed, 10 Dec 2014 15:57:13 +0000
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