Terry Hoitz: No, I dont like you. I think youre a fake cop. The sound of your piss hitting the urinal, it sounds feminine. If you were in the wild, I would attack you, even if you werent in my food chain. I would go out of my way to attack you. If I were a lion and you were a tuna, I would swim out in the middle of the ocean and freaking eat you and then Id bang your tuna girlfriend. Allen Gamble: OK, first off: a lion, swimming in the ocean. Lions dont like water. If you placed it near a river or some sort of fresh water source, that make sense. But you find yourself in the ocean, 20 foot wave, Im assuming off the coast of South Africa, coming up against a full grown 800 pound tuna with his 20 or 30 friends, you lose that battle, you lose that battle 9 times out of 10. And guess what, youve wandered into our school of tuna and we now have a taste of lion. Weve talked to ourselves. Weve communicated and said You know what, lion tastes good, lets go get some more lion. Weve developed a system to establish a beach-head and aggressively hunt you and your family and we will corner your pride, your children, your offspring. Terry Hoitz: How you gonna do that? Allen Gamble: We will construct a series of breathing apparatus with kelp. We will be able to trap certain amounts of oxygen. Its not gonna be days at a time. An hour? Hour forty-five? No problem. That will give us enough time to figure out where you live, go back to the sea, get some more oxygen, and stalk you. You just lost at your own game. Youre outgunned and out-manned. [pause] Allen Gamble: Did that go the way you thought it was gonna go? Nope.
Posted on: Thu, 31 Jul 2014 20:20:59 +0000
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