Texas suicide Prevention. (Dark Humor) ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ One day, a very gentle Texas lady was driving across a high bridge in Austin. As she neared the top of the bridge, she noticed a young man fixin’ to jump. (fixin in Texas means: has the means or abilities to take action) She stopped her car, rolled down the window and said, Please dont jump! Think of your dear mother and father. He replied, My mom and dad are both dead; Im going to jump. She said, Well, think of your sweet wife and precious children. He replied, Im not married, and I dont have any kids. She said, Well, then you just remember the Alamo . He replied, Whats the Alamo ? She replied, ‘’Well, bless your heart!-You just go ahead and jump..you little Yankee Democrat --- You’re holding up traffic”
Posted on: Wed, 26 Mar 2014 01:08:06 +0000
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