The Funniest 2015 New Year’s Resolution Jokes The Twittersphere Has To OfferBy Andy McDonald Are you prepared for the New Years resolutions that are about to flood your feed? Its as much a tradition as watching the ball drop: making promises to oneself which will later also be dropped. And yet, year after year, we continue to make these resolutionsBy Andy McDonald Are you prepared for the New Years resolutions that are about to flood your feed? Its as much a tradition as watching the ball drop: making promises to oneself which will later also be dropped. And yet, year after year, we continue to make these resolutions in the hopes that this new year will be different. Unfortunately, the only thing thats really different IS the year. Many Twitter folk have resorted to laughing at the idea of resolutions rather than making them, and these are some of the best of the bunch. Check out the funniest #NewYearsResolution tweets below and have a happy new year!Be ready, people. t.co/NCDPK134Xm #NewYearsResolution ift.tt/1xh2lrY Kim LachanceShandrow (@LaShandrow) December 29, 2014NEW YEARS RESOLUTION: To catch up on my resolutions for 2O12, 2O13, and 2O14..!!#NewYearsResolution— jjay michael (@stfujjay) December 29, 2014#NewYearsResolution Make a handful of people believe Im normal before blindsiding them with my actual personality— Jake from State Farm (@iGrowBeard) December 29, 2014Aint this the truth...#NewYearsResolution ift.tt/1vGMsa1 Scott Warner (@ScottWarner18) December 27, 2014#NewYearsResolution bulk up to look exactly like this guy. Dont say its unrealistic cuz imma do it just watch ift.tt/1xh2ls3 ß@$$|/|3N7 Dvv3LL3R (@JOSHSTEP69) December 19, 2014 Thats it, best to ease into your routine.#NewYearsResolution Go to the gym once this year.— Raquel (@rockii96) December 29, 2014Just a few more days til I can cross off Dont die from my 2014 #NewYearsResolution Hopefully it goes better than my others.— Jeremy Bridges (@Jbridges300) December 29, 2014NEW YEARS RESOLUTION: finish at least one page-a-day calendar— Aparna Nancherla (@aparnapkin) December 29, 2014my only New Years resolution is to not spend money on food I honestly might be rich by 2016— Tweet Like A Girl (@TweetLikeAGirI) December 29, 2014My New Years Resolution is to not let my good looks make me insecure! We pretty ppl have opinions that count too! 143 ift.tt/1vGMsa5 Artie Lange (@artiequitter) December 30, 2014new years resolution: get rich or cry tryin— tina (@tinatbh) December 29, 2014New Years resolution - become 110% huggable. ift.tt/1vGMsa7 FederalDonuts (@FederalDonuts) December 30, 2014@LexeLovex: “@tbhjuststop: New Years resolution ift.tt/14d3LJ7” @breanna_hinson what about this resolution??? nahhhh — ✨ℬ.ℍıℕ$ʘℕℕ✨ (@breanna_hinson) December 22, 2014Nothing new. #NewYears - t.co/kwnKP1qqbg ift.tt/1xh2j3n someecards (@someecards) December 30, 2014Your New Years resolution: Exercise more. And after, call Erin Whitehead to meet you for lunch. (She hates brunch so dont even try)— erin whitehead (@girlwithatail) December 30, 2014Im down for a New Years kiss with a bottle of pineapple ciroc— jess (@jessicaaetaylor) December 30, 2014Didnt think Times Square during New Years could get more aggravating... Then God created the selfie stick #grrrrr— jen cody (@Jen__Cody) December 30, 2014What is everyone giving up for New Years, to start doing again in March? #NewYearsResolution— preston pohl (@PrestonPohl) December 30, 2014ive never had a new years kiss, or a mistletoe kiss but i did have a hersheys kiss and it was spectacular— SHELDON COOPER∞ (@Sheldon_Jokes) December 30, 2014 Thats certainly one way to do it.Say hello to my new years kiss!!! (Aka me) ift.tt/1vGMr5U kayla koen (@kaylakoen) December 30, 2014My cats New Years resolution is to continue staring at nothing— Ry Doon (@RyDoon) December 30, 2014 ift.tt/1gB4pon
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