The best news ever guys.The European Commission has announced an agreement whereby English will be the official language of the EU, rather than German, which was the other contender. Her Majestys Government conceded that English spelling had room for improvement and has therefore accepted a five-year phasing in of Euro-English. In the first year, s will replace the soft c. Certainly, this will make civil servants jump for joy. The hard c will be dropped in favor of the k, Which should clear up some confusion and allow one key less on keyboards. There will be growing public enthusiasm in the second year, when the troublesome ph will be replaced with f, making words like fotograf 20% shorter. In the third year, public acceptance of the new spelling can be exacted to reach the stage where more complicated changes are possible. Governments will encourage the removal of double letters which have always been a detected to accurate spelling. Also, all will agree that the horrible mess of the silent e is disgraceful. By the fourth yer, people will be respectively to step such as replacing th with z and w with v.
Posted on: Wed, 24 Dec 2014 08:27:43 +0000
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