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The following is a true story. The facts are as they are told. The names have not been changed to protect the innocent...because, frankly, in this case, there is no innocence: I had the weekly agenda all planned out on my iPad. The list of special events were listed along with each menu, and ingredients to be purchased. I shopped contently and pleasantly by myself, humming to the intercom music, checking each item off as I dropped it into the buggy, helping a sweet elderly lady reach something from a top shelf and saying hello to several people I was acquainted with. It was a most delightful devoir...until??? what was that catchy little tune I was so unconsciously singing under my breath?? Then it came...the realization... I was truly enjoying the music of none other than Bing Cosbys Christmas Dang I thought, what are you doing? I quickly vowed to tune out the words my most favorite holiday vocalist was singing. 😁 The only thing I was missing were the red napkins and Id soon be out from Christmas music range. I frantically searched the isles to no avail...leaving me no choice but to enter the dreaded...Christmas Tree section 😨 I would swoop in and swoop out. Ok? I had ice water running through my veins. No harm done!! And what did greet me at the very edge of this do not enter before Thanksgiving is over section? A life size, electric Santa singing and dancing to winter wonderland music. And still I found no simple red cocktail napkins, however, I did find glitzy tree branches. And yes, I did put them in my cart. I paid and as I strolled back to my car, I found myself whistling, to no less than....Have A Holly Jolly Christmas...😩 I might have won the battle over the red/green M&Ms my friends, but Im frightfully afraid Im losing the war against celebrating Christmas before the turkey gets his day. 😱
Posted on: Sun, 09 Nov 2014 19:34:57 +0000

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