The great thing about being 51? You can use the long stemmed rose that you got from Tyler the Rose Guy as a scepter on Market Square. You can tap people on the shoulder, part crowds or just plain whack them them on the butt. If you do this and say, Its my birthday! they kindly bow or just get out of your crazy way. Old is awesome. Ive wielded the power. I should carry a long stemmed rose always and forever.
Posted on: Sat, 29 Mar 2014 02:26:03 +0000
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