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The recent increase in outdoor temperatures have had negative effects on those who have been tested to find that they contain ice cream in their bloodstream. Reports show that every 1 out of 3 people who suffer from this condition have experienced severe melting, and it some cases, even death. Early symptoms of this obscure mutation include screaming, and an abnormally sweet aroma. Scientists have taken over 1,200 cows and 600 Dairy Queen employees into custody for further investigation. If you suspect that you or a loved one may be a victim of this tragic epidemic, please contact one of our local reporters as soon as possible.
Posted on: Sat, 03 May 2014 20:58:09 +0000

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