The temperature is perfect and theres a light breeze and my yard is beautiful and green and flowery and it smells like Im in a womb full of jasmine and I am reclining on the patio with a cold Abita Purple Haze and I hear birds chirping beautiful songs and a lizard just did a little dance for me and everything is perfect and amazing and HOLY SHIT A KAMIKAZE WASP JUST TRIED TO KILL ME AND THEN HE WENT INSIDE MY BEER BOTTLE SO HE COULD RUIN MY ENTIRE LIFE FOREVER! THAT BEER IS ALMOST FULL! I JUST OPENED IT AND HAD A FEW SIPS SO FAR! HOLY BALLS THIS TOTALLY SUCKS AND... Wait... The wasp flew back out. I bet he crapped in there. Hes a total asshole so I bet he totally crapped in there. Can wasp crap kill you? I bet it can. Surely its toxic or at least will make you grow an extra mini twin out of your butt cheek or something. But the beer is cold and if I wanted a new one Id have to get vertical AND mobile. Oh well, totally drinking it. If I grow a mini me outta my butt I will just let it start a blog and we will be a blogging duo and everything will be fine. Man this beer is tasty.
Posted on: Tue, 29 Apr 2014 23:00:22 +0000
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