There are times when Bishop goes out to use our lawn facilities and has a particularly large amount of business to do. And when he comes back inside from these business meetings he tends to go a little wild, running around, wagging his tail, hopping about. I assume its either because hes proud of the work hes just done, or maybe he just feels lighter. We call these episodes the Poop Zoomies. So the other day, I came home from work and let him outside where he took care of business and proceeded to charge inside with a raging case of the Poop Zoomies and managed to launch a vase off of my end table about a foot in the air with his Poop Zoomied tail. Dont I reach over with one hand and catch that vase in mid air like a freakin ninja. No one was there to see it, so Ive chosen to share it with you.... I wonder if this is my super special ability thats been buried for years. And I wonder how else it could be of any use to me other than dealing with a Great Dane whos too excited about his poop.
Posted on: Fri, 29 Aug 2014 01:28:58 +0000
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