There is a big constantly changing pile of lost stuff in heaven, you lose something, it goes to the pile, you remember where it is, it comes back. and when you get to heaven, they give you your stuff back... 329 pairs of sunglasses, 1,908 left socks, 1,347 right ones, 4,981 ball point pens, oh and here is a jock strap we found at the bottom of the grand canyon. now there are stuff you dont get back, the big stuff, like your left kidney, and your tonsils, and your virginity because you were in such a great hurry to get rid of it anyway. oh yea, and here 302 of your wallets, no money though, its just like earth!
Posted on: Sun, 27 Oct 2013 01:48:18 +0000
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