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This is a hypothetical situation. Your wife walks into the room, and addresses you as honey, rather than you shiftless Irish pig! This is the first sign that something is terribly wrong, The next sign is when she says: Can I ask you something? instead of YOU ran up the bar tab, YOU pay off the credit card this month! Now when a woman says Can I ask you something? it means shes going to *tell* you something. Weve been together for eight years, and weve never had a candlelight dinner. Remember that this is a hypothetical situation. But hypothetical or not, its probably a very bad idea to reply by flicking your lighter, handing her a bag of Doritos, and bellowing Woo-hoo! Free Bird! Just lookin out for ya. ~D
Posted on: Fri, 02 Jan 2015 17:19:51 +0000

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