This is my homage to Benny Hill, The Two Ronnies and Pam Ayres. Its naughty, but I just cant help writing, it always gets out somehow! I was a parrot in a previous life: I was a parrot in a previous life The ladies baby ballin When the milkman comes a callin Hed been there all the mornin I was a parrot in a previous life! The milkman said hed stuff me Cos I caught him in the mufti, It shocked his little Tufty on the cart. The husband would be blazin If he knew where theyd been lazin I was a parrot in a previous life. He said hed stuff me quicker, Ooh, me dodgy ticker! I said, give us arf a knicker And Ill say nothin to the vicar I was a parrot in a previous life! The husband heard me singin About their new beginnin He got mad about all the milk Inside the fridge. I couldnt help but tell im The reason for the dairy And all the extra cheese upon the shelf. I was a parrot in a previous life! Now my sad little tail is twingein In memory of him flingin The lot out of the kitchen, with the wife. If only Id kept me beak shut, But the tale was simply too good, So now Im reincarnated, to be sure. I once flew high and mighty But they sent me off from Blighty To enjoy the mighty rumbling from the floor. Saint Peter would not listen To my pleas to be forgiven For a gossip never prospers long. Now my wings are clipped The cream is whipped And Ive slipped far from my perch To be very sure. The simple solution for you May not set your heart a racin But please be careful when you Open up your door. If youre promised only gold top Just get your strongest floor mop And chase that dirty milkman with it down the road. Its better in the end, take it from your friend, Hell find another door to drop his load! I was a parrot in a previous life! (Forgive me!)
Posted on: Sun, 12 Oct 2014 09:28:44 +0000
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