This just in the NSA recently released the transcript of a call between Kyrie Irvin and Lebron. Apparently they have been tapping Lebron’s Phone LEBRON – Yo what up Kairi, you know I have been feeling a little guilty. I’m ballin’ down here in Miami on all type of levels on the court, off the court …. I’m killin these dudes right now! But I am thinking about coming back to Cleveland to help yall win a championship KYRIE – uuuuuuummmmm, ooooookaaaaay . . . I’ve got another idea, check this out this is gonna work. How about you re-sign with the Heat you SELFISH MUTHA F#$%A so I can come down there and get some of that!!!! That way when Dwade retires me and you will be RUNNING THAT SH!T you feeeeel me? LABREEZY --- ROFLLMAO …. THAT’S WHAT I’M TALKING ABOUT!!! KYRIE – I’ve already been practicing my speech, crocodile tears and all … Check it “Citizens of Cleveland, Don’t Blame yourselves, blame the founding fathers for the HORRENDOUS placement of your city. Your city is nothing more than a big ball of Rust where the strip clubs could double as a locker room and the strippers as practice squad players. It is with this sentiment that I am, to quote your favorite son, taking my talents to south beach. God bless you and good luck. At this point due to uncontrollable laughter the call was dropped.
Posted on: Fri, 01 Nov 2013 12:42:48 +0000
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