This post is not mine, but it is scary anyway : The moral of most Japanese urban legends seem to consist of dont go anywhere by yourself. Ever. The story of the Kuchisake-Onna, or Split Mouth Woman is no different. If you happen to be a snotty pubescent walking alone one day, you might consider taking a different route if you are suddenly approached by a female figure in a trench-coat. Now, before you assume that this will be a harmless display of kibbles and bits, rest assured: You will be shown something. Unfortunately, it will not be the coveted b**bs The Kuchisake-Onna will appear as a tall woman in a trench-coat with long, black hair. Her most telling feature is the surgical mask covering the bottom half of her face. She will approach you and ask you a question: Am I beautiful? If you reply, No! Your troubles are over. Mainly because she will produce a comically oversized pair of scissors and remove your head. Ah! Youre thinking, So Ill answer yes! In which case she will remove her mask to reveal her grotesquely mutilated face, her smile sliced from ear to ear. Am I still beautiful? She will ask again. If you have some kind of twisted Joker fetish and reply, yes, she will take the aforementioned scissors, chase you down, and slice you in half. If you reply no, shell do it anyway. Some people just cant be satisfied. If you dont fancy a haircut with too much off the top, your best bet is a neutral reply, such as Youre so-so, or average. This will confuse the Split Mouth Woman, giving you just enough time to run like all the hounds of hell are at your heels
Posted on: Sun, 14 Dec 2014 05:50:14 +0000