To all my well-meaning friends who have suggested I try Match! I looked into it today and this is what I found: EdgyGeek- (oxymoron) PositiveViber- (he could be a really positive person, or...) GasGuy- (could have an intestinal problem?) RomeoUnicorn- (there so many ways you could swing this one, next) Mr.Pants- (maybe he is already establishing that he wears the pants in the relationship?) GClooney- (really? Even if your name is Glen or Greg, youve set us up for disappointment, because one immediately thinks, George Clooney!) MonsterGarage- (Im a chick that loves a great organized garage, but I dont think he was talking about that) LoveGolf and JustPuttin- (golf is a big time commitment, which is it guys?) CabDrinker- (my first thought was, this guy drinks so much he has to call a cab to take him home. Then I realized, he must like Cabernet wine.) Plygmy- (this guy believes in polygamy?! What else could it mean?) ShowMeUrLove- (before a proper date? Really dude?) Rash- (apparently he believes in full disclosure, and saves the actual diagnoses for the first date...leaves you curious, wanting more? not.) Mr.Sensitive- (perhaps his ex named him this and he believed her?) UpForGrabs- (someone should tell him about Craigs List) CDanger- (thanks for the warning) BadMike- (in case I am looking for a bad guy?) So, feel free to put all your Match stories and suggestions to a rest. I have seen enough. Not. For. Me.
Posted on: Wed, 09 Apr 2014 22:19:00 +0000
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