Today, November 30, 2014 the year of our Lord (or “Gus” as I call him) in response, in perpetuity, and indeed I’m not shitting you, I merrily consent to the all mighty Facebook guidelines as it was written in and under articles (add your own numbers and letters here – I will personally add L.111, 116 and then a dash and a dot) of the code of intellectual proprietary property; I hear by declare that my rights are something something legally binding and that all my personal stuff that’s been published on my profile – that NO ONE has liked (thanks for that, “friends”) is blah blah commercial use yada yada my written consent which, is required at all times. At all times! Those reading this text can copy it and paste it on their Facebook wall, but the truth is their eyes have glazed over this ages ago, so let’s just move on and get this over with. By this release, and the power vested in me, I now pronounce myself and Facebook man and wife; from this day forth it is strictly forbidden to disclose, copy, distribute, broadcast, or to mess around with my wife. To make this even more official sounding, I will finish with a bunch of Latin words. Da Deus fortunae, tempora mutantur et nos mutamur in illis, and, what the hell, Pacem in terris.
Posted on: Mon, 01 Dec 2014 01:20:48 +0000
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