True story time:: Kinda...... :) That moment when youre retrieving the garbage can from the top of the drive way and you look up and notice that your bedroom light is on and you can see clearly into your bedroom through those stupid Cost Plus bamboo shades you bought several years ago on a whim while shopping for a party, and immediately you think of a hundred instances that maybe a neighbor or passerby has seen through those shades and you focus on and remember that time you were dancing after a shower to that awesome Candlebox album ( before they got bunk) and you start getting mad at your neighbors cause maybe they saw you naked dancing to far behind and shaking your behind, and how dare they invade your privacy in a moment like that? (Can a brother get some privacy in Rinconn Valley?). Now i have to worry about this possible conversation next week with my next door neighbor Glenn.... ME: hey glenn, i just wanted to apologize about the other night Glenn: yeah...i was going to say something cause that wasnt cool! ME: Sorry man! I didnt realize i was exposing everyone to that Glenn: How could you not know how traumatizing that was to the neighborhood? It was fricken annoying and it kept me up all night ME: Slow your roll Glenn! No need to get dramatic and hostile!! I did apologize and you could of ignored it! I mean cmon dude i was just groving to some Candlebox in the privacy of my own home and what do you mean it kept you up all night? Thats kinda weird! Glenn: What are you talking about? In the privacy of your own home? Are we talking about the same thing? Im talking about you playing the drums at 2am on sunday night...what is this bullshit about rocking out to candlebox? ME: uhhh... urrrr...Yeah..thats what im talking about to! See i was raised in Oakland and not Santa Rosa so in the O we call playing the drums really late at night...rocking out to candlebox..Thats how we talk in the O Glenn: oh ok. that makes sense. no problem i appreciate your apology! ......By the way, on another subject, consider getting some new blinds for your bedroom window, cause we can all see your ass at night when you dance to that crappy Candlebox album
Posted on: Sat, 18 Oct 2014 07:29:32 +0000
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