VLAH!!!!! SAVAGES!!! Strutting around the country staking innocent vampires!! What did my people ever do to you?!?? I tell you, my little cloves of garlic, we Vamps are persecuted!! We are not to be feared and hunted like wild wolves! We have many valuable contributions to society.. were just a little misunderstood! I blame the gypsies. We simply want to bite your neck, drain you of your life fluid, and convert you to a godless demon! So where is the harm??? Tell Count Vlah! Movies like Stake Land dont help our struggle for social equality. They propagate this antiquated idea of the vampire as an enemy! AND THEN they encourage violence against us by romanticizing a group of traveling loners who stroll from town to town destroying my kind like Clint the Eastwood in a Man With No Horse! Ahh, oh vell, at least Stake Land portrays us Vampires as ferocious and cunning (a refreshing change after that Sparkly phase, yeesh!), AND provides radical post-apocalyptic thrills, that may seem familiar, but are done so well you dont care! Take a bite my children of the night, the drinkings good, sooooo gooood!!! https://youtube/watch?v=zNC2HwAaWWE
Posted on: Wed, 22 Oct 2014 04:24:43 +0000
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