WANT FAST? TAKE THIS!!! WHY FILIPINOS ARE THE BEST An office manager at Wal-Mart was given the task of hiring an individual to fill a job opening. After sorting through a stack of resumes he found four people who were equally qualified -- an American, a Russian, an Australian, and a Filipino... He decided to call the four in and ask them only one question. Their answer would determine who of them would get the job. The day came and as the four sat around the conference room table the interviewer asked, What is the fastest thing you know? Dave, the American, replied, A THOUGHT. It just pops into your head. Theres no warning that its on the way; its just there. A thought is the fastest thing I know of. Thats very good! replied the interviewer. And now you sir? he asked Vladimir, the Russian. Hmm.... let me see. A blink! It comes and goes and you dont know that it ever happened. A BLINK is the fastest thing I know. Excellent! said the interviewer. The blink of an eye... thats a very popular cliche for speed. He then turned to George, the Australian, who was contemplating his reply. Well, out at my dads ranch, you step out of the house and on the wall theres a light switch. When you flip that switch, way out across the pasture the light in the barn comes on. Yep, TURNING ON A LIGHT is the fastest thing I can think of. The interviewer was very impressed with the third answer and thought he had found his man. Its hard to beat the speed of light he said. Turning now to Eleuterio, the Filipino, the fourth and final man, the interviewer posed the same question. Eleuterio replied, Apter herring da 3 preybyus ansers sir, ets ob yus to me dat the fastest thing is Diarrhea. WHAT!? said the interviewer, stunned by the response. The others were already giggling in their seats... Oh, I can expleyn sir. said Eleuterio. You see, sir, da ader day my tummy was peeling bad and so I run so fast to the CR, but before I could THINK, BLINK, or TURN ON THE LIGHT, ...tang ina, sir, I had alreydi shit in my pants! Eleuterio is now the new greeter in Walmart!
Posted on: Sat, 25 Oct 2014 04:44:43 +0000
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