Warning. This is gonna be a long post. So I drop off Janice and the kids and I decide to go to Shoprite for mint and Bacardi pineapple fusion to make Mojitos. And I was picking up some other things while I was there. So I go to the cashier and then the Twilight music starts: Cashier: You cant put the items there because the conveyor belt wont work. Me- They are on the conveyor belt what are you talking about? Cashier: On the yellow they cant be. Me- What yellow, i dont see any yellow? Cashier:I meant to say silver. at this point he starts blinking. Me-Uh Ok. so then we have a 4 minute conversation about how I dont have a shoprite card on me and how I dont want one and how I dont care and charge me whatever and that conversation somewhat ends with me saying I hate cards. some more blinking goes on So we get to the moonshine and the Bacardi and he asks me if I have ID and I say, what do you have to be 50 in this town? At this point his eyes are blinking like he had a humming bird taped to each eye. then he says oh 1969, great year, how was it? so I told him that I was born in 1969 but I spent most of the time in the womb and that next time I am in a womb I will send him a postcard so he knows what its like. Then he did this side of the mouth thing that I can only describe like that and he said hey do you like the Steelers? I said, yeah man I am all Pittsburgh So then he says Long live the steelers, i hate the Eagles they hate dogs so I said good deal and then we come to the mint, he looks at me and starts blinking like nuts and says what the hell is that? I said its mint and he then told me how he never saw that before so I told him wait its gonna get better When we get to the tuna sashimi he is stunned and he asked me what kind of stuff I am buying and I tell him that I am a festive person and he looks at me and says go steelers I say hell yeah and attempt to paywith my credit card when he gets mad and says i thought you hate cards I told him that I love this card. At this point no one is in line behind me. Then I left. Next weeks episode.....
Posted on: Mon, 02 Jun 2014 01:02:17 +0000
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