Welcome back TTF fans to the final broadcast of Faux News. And so it ends not with a bang, or a flood of banana liqueur, but with a whimper. Time for Chimpy and I to take to the blimp one last time in seach of a new port of call. Despite the best efforts of the players and staff at TTF, it seems that William Rete has won the day and managed to shut down all the competition. But in the spirit of the show must go on. Chimpy has prepared a surprise for him. Over the past few weeks he has been filling a giant vat full of fermented banana peels and something brown he calls Chimpys secret tossing dirt. Im not sure what it is, but it smelled so bad that it peeled the paint off the blimp, and its not even painted! We have just finished rigging a quick release to the vat and hooked it up to the blimp. Off we go.... There he is Chimpy. Strolling along the path to his mansion, stomping on the flowers as he goes. Special simian airborne vengence squad take aim. Steady as she goes mr. chimpy.... ready.. aim... aim better.... Hit the release! Direct hit... Ewww, that does smell bad. That was a very loud splorping sound. What did you put in that Chimpy? He looks really mad and all the grass around him is wilting! Time for us to go on to less smelly pastures Chimpy. This is Chimpy and the Bear, signing off for F.A.U.X News. Best wishes to all the players out there. TTFn
Posted on: Wed, 03 Sep 2014 19:00:07 +0000
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