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Well Jonathan Ogulnick just launched this fantastic idea that he was going to open up a sperm bank and for some reason I accidentally encouraged it by saying he should sell his sperm and become rich... Oh my god youre right! Who wouldnt want my sperm?! Im 64, Im handsome, Im brilliant, Im a piano virtuoso and I speak like five languages! What Im gonna do is open up my own sperm bank and sell my sperm and the sperm of other genetically superior males. Wait but then Ill have to pay them. Ill just sell my own sperm. But what if I run out? Ill just clone my sperm. Thats easy.
Posted on: Fri, 07 Nov 2014 00:58:14 +0000

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