Well good morning, good morning, good morning San Francisco and Detroit lost, the Cowboys didn’t get to torcher me this weekend. So, I’m a happy man. I looked at the first episode of “ALMOST HUMAN” it will be cancelled by xmas . Cops are as crooked as ever, Turkeys are planning their escape, I heard men are crying at the best man movie and guess what else will make you cry, you got it the “JoKe fRoM tHe hOoD” NOW!!! Let me stop you right here--- I SUGGEST IF YOU ARE A FAN OF “jOkE’s fRoM tHe hOoD” I WOULD NOT READ ANY FURTHER!!!!! Please if you have any self-dignity you would not read the rest of this JOKE or the bTUB’s!!!! ---I know the bad you is saying read on, it can’t be that bad well it is so turn back now……….Anything after this point you’re on your on player…OK here you go, HARD HEAD -- bTUB”-brought to you by… men and women who’s significant other all of a sudden gets horny but you’re not sure if you are a 100% clean down there in your goodie region so you have to make a quick decision do I jump in the shower really quick which is always my first choice or do I wing it because I think I am still clean from earlier…lmbo DECISION DECISION DECISIONS----I suggest to please go wash your ass It’s hard to look at your significant other the same after you have smelled them being fired up, this is a deal breaker at least for me.:)-bTUB- all women who dance with a man with a big frank footer and it starts to grows, do you continue to dance with him or do you tell him to calm down long dong silver…rotfl at my self-one more one more –bTUB- all straight gynecologist that didn’t see one good COUS COUS last week. I hope this week is better. I told you to turn back while you had the chance Now the ‘jOkE fRoM tHe hOoD” Things You Can Say At Thanksgiving and Get Away With 1. Talk about a huge breast! 2. Tying the legs together keeps the inside moist. 3. Its Cool Whip time! 4. If I dont undo my pants, Ill burst! 5. Whew, thats one terrific spread! 6. Im in the mood for a little dark meat. 7. Are you ready for seconds yet? 8. Its a little dry, do you still want to eat it? 9. Just wait your turn, youll get some! 10. Dont play with your meat. 11. Just spread the legs open and stuff it in. 12. Do you think youll be able to handle all these people at once? 13. I didnt expect everyone to come at once! 14. You still have a little bit on your chin. 15. How long will it take after you stick it in? 16. Youll know its ready when it pops up. 17. Wow, I didnt think I could handle all of that! 18. Thats the biggest one Ive ever seen! 19. How long do I beat it before its ready? I told you not to read it hard head. Enjoy your day!!!
Posted on: Mon, 18 Nov 2013 17:58:38 +0000
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