Wen I waz livin close 2 a cemetery, i used 2 deceive Okada riders & Taxi drivers. I wuld stop @ d cemetery junction and spoke horribly. Dis scared every rider & driver & dare nt ask me 4 moni. I did dis 4 sum mnths & successfully deceived dem all wu wer tinkin i was a ghost. 1 evenin, I boarded an Okada, as usual, i stopped @ d cemetery junction. My moni!. D angry lookin Okada Man demanded. I said; I no get moni. D man stil askin 4 his moni. I bcam frustrated & said; Ok, ok, follow me make we go my room 4 cemetery, make i collect moni pay u. D Man agreed & followed me til we got 2 a grave. I wanted 2 scare d Man away so i knocked on d grave & shouted; Ajiri, Ajiri, abeg give me 800 naira make i take pay dis stubborn Man. Suddenly, a very big hand holdin 1,000 naira note appeared out of d grave accompanied wit a voice which said; Take, dis is my last card. Dat was d day i discovered dt im a talented runner pass Usain bolt. oh boy, see race......
Posted on: Sat, 22 Mar 2014 23:25:25 +0000
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