What’s up, Los Angeles. My name is Captain Underbite, but whoever adopts me can change that (although it’s kind of a badass name). It was previously reported that I’m a chihuahua. That’s in my heritage, but I’m mostly a puggle. You can call me a chipuggle or a pughuahua (pronounced ‘pug-wa-wa’). I’m a little grey around the muzzle and have had at least three “owners,” although it’s been a while since I’ve been anywhere stable. I’m a little unclear about leash etiquette but it’s totally not my fault. Just Cesar Milan that shit and I’ll be fine. I’m super smart. Here’s the thing. I’m a little guy and things haven’t been too great lately, so I’m pretty nervous and yesterday, I sort of bit a foster human. He reached for me when I was on the bed asleep. You might not want to bring me into a family with little humans or very spirited co-pets. And if, say, totally hypothetically, a potential foster mom opens the door and her three tiny dogs come racing toward me, I’m gonna growl. Shit’s scary, dude. I need stability and someone who understands I’ve been scared for a while and need calm, discipline, and love. All I really want is to hang out on laps, sleep, and snuggle. I LOOOOOOVE snuggling and I’m really really good at it, even when you’re driving. I’m pretty much cool to go wherever my human goes and can still run and hang out at parks and stuff. Also, I fart like a pro. So if you need a little Captain Underbite in your life, contact Camille through Facebook or text 909.957.2901. I’m currently at a vet in Hollywood and would love a nice home to foster me or adopt me.
Posted on: Tue, 30 Dec 2014 21:13:45 +0000
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