When Grandma Goes To Court... Look Out! Lawyers should never ask a Grandma a question if they arent prepared for the answer. In a trial in Mississippi, a Southern small-town prosecuting attorney called his first witness to the stand... a grandmotherly, elderly woman. He approached her and asked, Mrs. Jones, do you know me? She responded, Why, yes, I do know you, Mr. Williams. Ive known you since you were a boy, and frankly youve been a big disappointment to me. You lie, you cheat on your wife, and you manipulate people and talk about them behind their backs. You think youre a big shot, when you havent got the brains to realize youll never amount to anything more than a two-bit paper pusher. Yes, I know you. The lawyer was stunned. Not knowing what else to do, he pointed across the room and asked, Mrs. Jones, do you know the defense attorney? She again replied, Why yes, I do. Ive known Mr. Bradley since he was a youngster, too. Hes lazy, bigoted, and he has a drinking problem. He cant build a normal relationship with anyone, and his law practice is one of the worst in the entire state... not to mention, he cheated on his wife with three different women. One of them was your wife. Yes, I know him. The defense attorney nearly died on the spot. The judge asked both counselors to approach the bench and, in a very quiet voice, said... If either of you idiots asks her if she knows me, Ill send you both to the electric chair. If it were you.... unge dooo?
Posted on: Thu, 30 Jan 2014 09:29:25 +0000
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