Whenever I’m lost for words I ask myself what would Jesus say or do, than I get inspired and I write a revelation of my past experiences. So today I’m going to tell you the time I found a frog, not just any ordinary frog, this frog could jump like no other I have ever seen. Let me start from the beginning. I was driving down the road minding my own business when I see this frog and I immediately stopped the car and after 30 minutes I finally capture it and put it into a duffle bag to take home. Then it hit me I could make a killing if I enter it into the frog jumping contest at the state fair. When I got home I realized I had no place to put it so I filled up my Jacuzzi and threw the frog into the water. By this time I was full of mud so I jumped into the shower to rid me of all this mud that I had accumulated chasing the frog. Unbeknownst to me my girlfriend was bringing over four of her co-workers right after work to soak in the Jacuzzi. So they disrobe down to their birthday suits and hopped into the Jacuzzi. After about five ten minutes they started to feel something crawling onto their feet. So they each popped their heads into the water and before you can whistle Dixie they jumped out of the water screaming. So I run out of my tub naked like a jay bird to see what was going on. Low and behold there they were five naked women screaming their lungs out but before they could say a word I took my camera and took some photos. So when I explained that it was an authentic prize winning jumping jack frog that I was planning to enter in the ND State Fair in the jumping frog tournament in 10 months they settled down a bit but had to cover up so I wouldn’t see their naked torsos or take any more photos. We later made a deal I would give them the photos if they would show me what they had, with no questions. Tonight it’s Judy’s turn, bye bye, Jimmy, aka the frog catcher youtube/watch?v=Yy7aPyNuPxA
Posted on: Mon, 10 Mar 2014 04:13:17 +0000
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