Which of them is your funniest? 1) TEACHER : Matome, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested? Matome : A teacher! 2) TEACHER: How do we keep our school clean? Matome : By staying at home! 3) TEACHER: Draw a diagram of bacteria. [Few minutes later] Matome : Here it is sir. TEACHER : Where? You haven’t drawn anything Matome : Sir, can you see bacteria without microscope? 4) TEACHER : Matome, your essay on “My Dog” is exactly the same as your brother’s. Did you copy his essay? Matome : No Sir, it’s the same dog. 5) Matome was writing something very slowly. A friend asked “why are you writing so slowly?” Matome : I’m writing to my six year old son, he can’t read very fast. Bonus: Dear Sir, APPLICATION FOR EMPLOYMENT I refer to the recent death of the accountant at your office and hereby apply for the job as a replacement of the dead accountant. Each time I apply for employment, I get a reply that there is no vacancy but in this case, I have caught you red handed and you have no excuse because while I was in my home-town for holidays I heard the good news about his death so I quickly rushed back to attend the funeral to be sure that he was truly dead before applying. Attached to my letter is a copy of my CV and his obituary as proof of vacancy. You can’t swerve me this time. Give me the job. Thank you, Yours Truly, Matome.
Posted on: Mon, 04 Aug 2014 19:12:12 +0000
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