While I was cleaning my room earlier today, I found an old shoe box sealed with duct tape underneath my bed. I brushed off the cob webs and noticed the box was labeled childhood memories. Eager to find out what could possibly be stored inside that was so easily forgotten, I ripped off the tape and threw the lid open. Oh, what a feeling it was to have all those memories come crawling back to me! The box was literally packed full of live spiders. Roughly one hundred spiders of all shapes and sizes scrambled out of the box like it was going out of style, and, boy oh boy, were they happy to see me! Each and every spider immediately began hugging me, biting me, crawling hither and thither about my face, and finally they all worked together to wrapped me in a friendship web. Today was definitely one of my better days.
Posted on: Fri, 18 Oct 2013 04:27:46 +0000
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