While browsing through a jeans rack at a local department store, this perky little gal bounced up beside me and started flipping through the hangers checking out the sizes on each pair. She gave a commentary as she flipped, Too big ... too big ... MASSIVE! The sizes ranged from 6-14. She turned towards the sales clerk and loudly asked, Do you have any of this style jean in a 0 or a 1? Then she turned to me, smiled, and in a precious southern accent said, All of these are huuuuge! I gave her a weak smile in return and walked away but in my mind I morphed into Ursula the Sea Witch from The Little Mermaid and devoured her tiny little body in one giant swallow.
Posted on: Mon, 15 Dec 2014 18:39:56 +0000
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