Why Parents Drink! :D The boss wondered why one of his most valued employees was absent but had not phoned in sick. So he dialed the employees home phone number and was greeted with a childs whisper. Hello ? Is your daddy home? Small voice whispered, Yes, hes out in the garden, ’May I talk with him? The child whispered, No..; So the boss asked, Well, is your Mommy there? ‘Yes shes out in the garden too’ ‘The boss asked; May I talk with her? Again the ‘No’ .. Hoping there was somebody with whom he could leave a message, the boss asked, Is anybody else there? Yes, whispered the child, a policeman. Wondering what a cop would be doing at his employees home, the boss asked, May I speak with the policeman? No, Hes busy, whispered the child. Busy doing what? Talking to Daddy and Mommy and the police dog men. Growing more worried as he heard a loud noise in the background, the boss asked, What is that noise? Its a helicopter answered the whispering voice. What is going on there? demanded the boss, now truly apprehensive. The search team just landed a helicopter A search team? said the boss. What are they searching for? Still whispering, the young voice replied with a muffled giggle....ME :P 3:)
Posted on: Wed, 23 Apr 2014 03:09:31 +0000