Why is the best thing we can do, in any crisis, for any purpose, always to buy something? A yellow wrist band to help the balls, and a pink one for the boobs. A certified piece of lumber for the rainforest and a certified piece of fish for the ocean. You can help by paying Time Warner for the internet so you can fill in all those petitions that you keep getting. You can help by paying WWF, GreenPeace, DNC, RNC, and any other collection of letter to fight thegood fight for you. You can avert world war and the terrorists winning by going down to Walmart. You can help the ailing and failing healthcare system by shopping the Health Care market place for the ACA. You can improve the life a child in Zimbabwe by purchasing Toms Shoes, and you can give a kid in Brazil a job buy buying his nut clusters. If you purchase the right cereal, you can provide public schools of your choosing books. If your kids need art supplies or musical instruments for extra curricular activities you can save Campbell soup can labels. And you can reduce the carbon foot print if you buy the right things: the right food, the right car, the right clothing.... the right the right the right. I dont need anything, dont buy very much and somehow this is making me a bad person.
Posted on: Sat, 29 Mar 2014 19:13:52 +0000
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