Women can kill all men in one day...m telling you... At a Doctors surgery one morning a patient arrives complaining of serious back ache. The doctor examines him and asks him,What the hell did you do to your back? The patient replies, You know that I am a bouncer at a local nightclub?Well, yesterday morning I got home to my flat quite early and heard a noise in my bedroom. On entering I knew someone had been sleeping with my wife as my wife was lying naked in bed and the balcony door was open. I rushed out the balcony door and did not find anyone. As I looked down from the balcony I saw a man running out of the building and he was dressing himself. I grabbed the fridge and threw it at him. Thats how I strained my back. The 2nd patient arrives looking as if he has been in a car wreck. The doctor says, My previous patient looked bad, but you look Terrible. What the hell happened to you? The 2nd patient replies, You know I Have been unemployed for a while now Doctor? Well yesterday morning was my first day at my new job. I forgot to set my alarm and was Running late. I was running out of the building, getting dressed at the same time, and you wont believe it but I was hit by a fridge. The 3rd patient arrives; he looks even worse than the other two Patients did. The doctor was shocked. Again he asks, What the hell happened to You??? Well you see Doc; I was hiding ins a fridge, and suddenly i felt like I am flying, i crushed down frozen....
Posted on: Wed, 03 Sep 2014 12:54:12 +0000
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